ash you stupid piece of shit r u fucking dumb u got fucking pikachu in the god damn water this nigga is made of thunderbolts n lightening and yo dumb ass really gone put him in the water like is u serious my nigga like have you never been to school before like what if pikachu get mad or something like then what bruh then yo dumb ass gone be dead see this why yo ass aint pokemon master right now smh u a dumb nigga for real ngl
ok so i tried to do this
AND LOOK WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED
Its like midnight but I cant stop laughing help
YEAH THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THAT TOASTERS F UCKING EJECT THEIR PRECIOUS CARGO ONTO THE VOID OF DESPAIR THAT IS YOUR NASTY RATCHET ASS KITCHENETTE FLOOR
GUYS I JUST DID THIS AND MY TOASTER SET ON FIRE
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because “women’s clothing” sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
But this is actually true.
of course it is i posted it
follow tumblr user duckktective for more 100% true statements!
this is the best plot twist i have ever seen in my life
What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night
I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed
Doctor Who (New Who) Dictionary
Race of vaguely humanoid blobs of fat.
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE WRONG THING WHEN EDITING A GIF OF A SLOTH AND IT’S FLASHING WHITE BETWEEN THE FRAMES
IT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE
BLINK AND AT SOME POINT YOU WILL DIE
THEY ARE SLOW. SLOWER THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE.
at some point lol
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
i have been laughing for ten minutes straight because of that comment
I. Can’t. STOP!
I can’t even deal with that at the moment
Oh I’m sorry i couldn’t hear you over the college personal statements I haven’t done. Oops is it due in 2 days? Shitshitshit.